I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up
Happy 1st of September!
Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people.
give us the child
wipe away the debt
Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape